Fact: There are claims that pansexuals and asexuals dislike each other. These allegations, however, are completely false. As a matter of fact, in the year 8000 B.C, when the world as we know it was formed, the ritual of Human Creation required the blood of both a pansexual and asexual. We have been hunting together for millennia since, and will defend one another to the death.
Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?