This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS”
do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this
Why isn’t anyone talking about what a great sense of humor your mom has?
“Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet